My friends, some of you may know me from my days on Bulletin Boards. I used to write messages and secure them to the boards with a thumb tack. Here is a list of all messages I wrote.

"Hello"

"Reminder: Tomorrow is the holiday"

"Someone needs to buy more thumb tacks please"

"Good work everyone, keep it up!"

"Thanks to Linda for buying more thumb tacks"

"Linda you are fired"

"What do you mean? A Bulletin Board is a fine way to fire a worker"

"Yeah well maybe you shouldn't have bought these shitty thumb tacks"

Shortly after writing this last message I was terminated via Bulletin Board for spending too much of the company money on pornography (We were only allowed to spend 500 coins per month).

These are the events that inspired me to make this map.
